I could never be an author, and here's why: I never catch the hidden themes and symbolism within books, and could never sit down and write an entire novel with hidden messages in it.
Maybe most people just over-analyze everything in their life and need to find the hidden messages in books and that's why we're forced to sit through class discussions on how a shoe can symbolism empowerment of women or something like that, but I honestly don't understand where people find these things.
If I was ever going to write a book, nobody would want to read it because one jerk-off would be like "Hey, this book sucks, there isn't anything in it for me to analyze!" Sorry that apparently I'm not deep enough to hide things in what I write - I would much rather be completely blunt and not have to make people figure out what the hell I'm trying to say.
Moral of the story: stop over-analyzing everything in your life so I don't have to sit through an hour and 15 minute long lecture about something that doesn't have deep hidden messages in it and just enjoy something that's well written and has good plot.
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